Cloud 9 Status: Whisky Tango Foxtrot (WTF): Deep Fried Kool-Aid

As much as I admonish it below... The Coon living happily within me wants to try... Somewhere in America, the Hood Coons of yesteryear are R...

Cloud 9 Status: Whisky Tango Foxtrot (WTF): Naomi Campbell Sues Cadbury

Only room for one diva in town.. Well -ducks out of the way to avoid a projectile cellular phone- PHEW that was close, seems Naomi Campbell ...

Cloud 9 Status: Whisky Tango Foxtrot (WTF): Deep Fried Beer

Deep Fried Struggle Sigh, here goes the Texas State Fair again, just DOING THE MOSTEST! These are the same folks who decided it would be a g...

Cloud 9 Status: Whisky Tango Foxtrot (WTF): Period Panties

Sorry this is on some To Catch a Predator Stuff... Can I get four Whisky's with a side of Tango and a couple cubes of Foxtrot please?? P...

Cloud 9 Status: Whisky Tango Foxtrot (WTF): Taco Bell's 'Beef'...

You know I had always suspected that Taco Bell's beef was the combination of everything that was wrong with society during the Watts rio...

Cloud 9 Status: Whisky Tango Foxtrot (WTF): Sperry x Band of Outsiders 'Sasquatch'

Is there an Abominable Snowman Appreciation Convention coming up that I didn't know about?  That's one of the 3 places in life (yes ...

Cloud 9 Status Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Ugg Classic Short Sparkle Boots

See I was JUST starting to warm up to the UGGly shape of Uggs because although it looks like you dropped in a pale brown pool of concrete an...

Cloud 9 Status Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Miss Teary Man Made

Jesus is somewhere in heaven rejoicing that he died for our sins because folks like Miss(ter) Teary Man Made.. Man I don't know what to ...

Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Twitter Public Booths

This whole thing gets the HARDEST Chopped N Screwed look for me.  Which one of you in this wide ass Universe would actually be posted up on ...

Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Jeremy Scott x Adidas - Pink Teddy Bear Sneakers

LOL I literally had to laugh out loud at the irony of Jeremy Scott appearing on the WHISKY TANGO FOXTROT list two consecutive times.  I mean...

Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Jeremy Scott x Adidas - Penguin Sneaker

Sigh, Jeremy Scott , Jeremy, Jeremy I don't know what to do when I view this guy's fashion sense sometimes.  Should I be in awe at i...

Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Surra De Bunda

Surra De Bunda translates to what has to be Booty Juice in the Mouth...that is what I gathered after watching this poor chap have his face s...

Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Kobe Bryant in LA Times Magazine

I am looking at all you members of the Lakers Hater Coalition (LHC) right now because there is no way in Satan's lair that any real, res...

Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Better Blanket Marriage

I had a hearty chuckle from a good place when I saw this over on Geekologie, those guys never disappoint me with their finds.  Anyway I know...

Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Strippers Out Tricking Yall!

Hahahah I don't know who remembers this picture when it circulates (can someone say Jesus be a Role Model for little Tayquanika) but any...

Cloud 9 Status (Whisky Tango Foxtrot) |WTF|: Breast Milk Cheese

This one right here got a resounding O_x face from me I mean its one thing to accidentally or knowingly drink some of a woman's breast m...