Jesus is somewhere in heaven rejoicing that he died for our sins because folks like Miss(ter) Teary Man Made.. Man I don't know what to tell you at all! Usually I have a couple witty lines but I can't get over the fact that this heffalump is built like Aretha Franklin and Jabba The Hut, with the voice of Biggie and Big Pun?!?! Jesus is a sign that you are returning imminently?
I just wanna nose-dive off of a sidewalk because I just realize Miss Teary actually probably was being witty and playing off of MYSTERY! I really didn't expect all that bass and baritone to creep up out of that fat and spitty/heavy ass tongue. If anyone could give me a written testament from 4 children who went to school with Miss Teary preferably in kindergarten and a letter signed in unicorn blood from her parents as to what her/his birth certificate says that will be DOPE!
BISH SOUND LIKE AN EXTRA FROM THE KLUMPS!!
Shout out to April for sending this over from Miss Jia!
LV
