Funny Thainglish at a major Thai website

Found this funny message written in Thainglish at a major Thai website that sells concert tickets. If you've stayed in Thailand long enough, you can easily guess the name of the website.

For those of you who have no idea, the website I'm talking about is called Thai Ticket Major.



I came across the message while checking out the details for Kylie Minogue 2008 World Tour Live in Bangkok concert.


The message reads "Please, present tickets to staff anytimes, limit for tickets, we so sorry for who lose of tickets".

This message is displayed on the details page of the 3rd Acoustic Winter Music Festival at Bonanza Khao Yai, which they call the "3th Acoustic Winter Fest".



They have a warning for everybody that reads "You could to join with fan or friend via to this event together."!

That's not all, they have some more:
Disallow for drink made of glass or tin can at concert zone area
Disallow for weapon at concert zone area
Disallow for video record
Don't smoke at concert zone area (Allow prepare zone area only!!)

Most interesting Tinglish words/phrases I learned today:

1. anytimes
2. we so sorry
3. prepare zone area
4. Disallow for drink made of glass

Looks like I have a lot of learning to do...